B.W.A "Bitch With Attitude"

The clutch has gone on my bike, so whilst im waiting to rob a bank to pay the kings ransom they want to replace it, I swear it must be made of some sort of exotic Metal due to the vast cost So there i am on the 07:17 to desperation central, im stood up because the guys with the seats think its funny to have there bags take up the other seat next to them, So standing there watching my life drain out of me, I have my head phones on listening to some good tunes. when i see this Whale sat down with a skirt that is about to burst and take someone’s eye out with the whiplash affect, so after about 5 mins im looking out of the window that she is sat next to, and all of a sudden she says “WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT”. Now as most of you know me i like to think im pretty quick when it comes to sarcasm, so quick as a flash I say “TRUST ME LOVE IT AINT YOU”, IF I WAS HAVING MY VERY LAST DIEING BREATH YOU WOULD BE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD BE LOOKING AT”. And I leave it at that i get off at Desperation Central, and hop on the Free Bus to work, anyway im sat there waiting for the bus to leave when she walks buy, so I politely give her “THE BIRD”, and the bus drives away, it goes around the corner and she is stood there, so she gets the “V’S” as well, i really hope it ruined her day.