17K's Worth and another Cuddly
Our esteemed company purchased a “XENON TERMINATOR” personally i could not see what is wrong with tossing it at the part timer, anyhoo [Sorry Owen/JD/Scrubs], the nice shiny new Xenon terminator also comes along with a very high tech Xenon Implosion Device A Rubber Hammer, so with Terminator and hammer we set off to do the Xenon’s, only we hit upon a few issues, Cinemec lost the bloody hammer numerous times, which was quite funny, as we were in a room not much bigger than a toilet,
The said Xenon’s are wrapped in a protective cover, and bound with Velcro Bands on the ends, well that is until FunkyMonkeyMan took a good 50% so when we went to pick up the bulb the cover just fell off.
So after getting bored with the Terminator we thought it would be good just to destroy the bulbs in there boxes, well that is until Cinemec lost the bloody hammer again, So after destroying £17ks worth of xenon’s we then built a wall out of the boxes,
not that we had other things to do, we just could
Over the Christmas period there was numerous programs on TV called 100 Best and 50 Best of, well one of them was 50 worst decisions of all time, in this mentioned program was the item on the MP who was caught with his trouser down to say the least, and his excuse was that he was “Badger Watching”, so after seeing the item we are now a proud owner of a stuffed Badger as Dana fell in love with it, Well said Badger turned up on Saturday and has been named as Tarquin,
so he joins the long list of Cuddlies that have either been rejected by my Daughter who to be honest could open a zoo with the amount of stuffed creatures in her room, which might i add was increased by one over the Christmas period with the arrival of Sasha from Build-A-Bear, god they must have seen me coming, £50+ later we walk out with a bear that not only has its own Birth Certificate but also has it own range of cloths.
Anyway Tarquin joins Buttercup [cow], Polly [rabbit], Bertram Basset the 3rd [bull] as well as other little ones.
Live it like you stole it
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