The Power of Stupidity

You know when you start your day off and it just goes down hill from there, so here was mine

00:40 i get a call from work as the fire alarms are going off, why call me is beyond logic, so after the a conversation as follows

Hi its Kirk

Hello Kirk, what can i do for you

What’s the door code for No: 17?

The same as the other 12 doors

No its not we have tried it and the fire brigade want to get in

Kirk it’s the same

No its not, ive tried

Kirk it’s the same, i know this Kirk as i changed the door codes,

Ive tried it and its not, Kirk who is the DM,

So as you can imagine i was nice a warm in bed with my darling wife.

06:00 get out of bed to see it freezing outside

Head off into work past all the normal lemmings heading that way

When i get to work i find about 2 tons of boxes, tubes, cans, bottles of concessions stock as the lift is as per usual broken

Then it’s the normal stuff like payroll, phone calls, and emails

All is going well until im told that not only can we not get a digital print, but we now need to sort a DVD player connected into our BARCO head, simple i here you say, and yes normally but this is a Friday and as well know Fridays never go as planned.

About 10 days ago i was trying to get my gm to buy 2 new upscaling DVD players as i was aware we would need them, well sure enough it came back with a bang today, as we now needed 2 DVD players as for reasons only known to the beautiful people and the marketing department, we now needed to run a 2nd DVD player at the start of ever show, oh joy.

Just move back 7 days, and we were interviewing, well one of the lambs to the slaughter turned up 10 mins or so late, well we decided to give them all a test, so the letter went out saying that your test is on the Friday the 17th at 11:00 to 13:00, well the said person who turned up late last Friday radioed me today to tell me he was ready for his test, very good i said only 7 days early, you know that saying “Never Underestimate the power of Stupidity” well for sure it was right to day, so the days goes for

As i head home along the M602 this bint in a Volkswagen Polo cuts me up big time, it was that bad i nearly dropped my bike, which as you can imagine did not impress me, well i went after her, the funny thing is why do car drivers believe that they can just cut you up and get away with it, so with my Very Very bright headlight burning a hole in he rear view mirror i stayed just enough back that it was hitting her Rear view mirror and side mirrors, finally i pull up along side her, and i swear she just put her hand over her side of her face as if to say if you cant see you, you can see me, so she ignored me, getting bored with this and as she clearly did not use her wing mirrors i bent her drivers side mirror off the door and dropped it on the floor, when she finally opened her window i told her that since she did not use it she did not need it, i trust i really ruined her day.

And that was my day.

Saturday is just another day

Echo11

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