Quotes and Scenes that i like
Whilst sat here drinking my umpteen cup of coffee to try and keep me awake i got thinking about some film clips/quotes that i like, with nothing to do until work at 18:00 tonight id thought id share them with you.
Some of my classic movies bits
- Rosie Perez Dancing in Do The Right Thing, has to be one of my favourite clips,
- Wesley Snipes “Look man, Your can listen to Jimi but you can't hear him. There's a difference man. Just because your listening to him doesn't mean you're hearing him”. White men can’t jump
- Lee Ermey laying down his righteousness big time in Full Metal Jacket, absolutely classic,
- The beach scene in Saving Private Ryan
- The Russian singing in The Hunt For Red Okotber
- The Wolf “Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet” after they cleaned the car in Pulp Fiction
- Mr Pink in Reservoir Dogs “I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullshit I got two words for that: learn to fuckin' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent you're in for a big fuckin' surprise”.
- Vinnie In Snatch talking to Tyrone “It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come at you from behind”
- The Barman on Lock Stock and two smoking Barrels “Rory? Yeah I know Rory. He's not to be underestimated, you've got to look past the hair and the cute, cuddly thing - it's all a deceptive facade. A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron's rusted, so he's gone to the local battle-cruiser to catch the end of his footer. Nobody is watching the custard so he turns the channel over. A fat man's north opens and he wanders over and turns the Liza over. 'Now fuck off and watch it somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub and switches back to his footer. 'That's fucking it,' says the guy. 'That's fucking what' says Rory. Rory gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he then flicks a flaming match into his bird's nest and the man's lit up like a leaky gas pipe. Rory, unfazed, turned back to his game. His team's won too. Four-nil.”
- Matt Hoffman Ultimate X, “You know when your high, it’s when you can have a conversation with your opponent in you hang time”
- Garland Green in Con Air “Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.”
- Roy in Kingpin “Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up; she sure is a stubborn one, whew.We don't have a cow. We have a bull!!!!, I'm gonna brush my teeth.”
- The Hitchhiker in Something about Mary “7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
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