Chav's and Drunks & Dickheads

Yesterday whilst moving some equipment with J, we came out of the 4th Floor and just as we swung the Genie around we nearly hit this fat little chav, as we swung around the corner he jumped out of the way, When me a J started to question him why he was on the 4th Floor he blurted out some shit he was waiting for his mate, just then his mate popped his head around the other corner, Again we asked them what he was doing up here, he said he was lost or something, never one to tolerate crap and lying, I made the little chav and fess up that he was trying to bunk into the screens, this really pisses me off as its our livelihood, so I really launched into the chav. You should have seen the look on his face; I really hope it scared him off as if I catch him again. Leaving work on Friday and Saturday night you always run the risk of seeing / being hassled with drunks, or dick heads, well last night was no exception im sat there warming my bike up with I heard this music being heavily distorted and sounding crap, up pulled this Nissan Micra with 3 guys in it, all the windows down the music so distorted , I would not mind but if your going to cruise at least cruise in a descent car, like a Porsche, lambo, hummer etc, not in a bloody micra, well they thought they were so cool. And can i say if your are going to curse than at least play some decent music, maybe some Wu tang Clan, NWA, Cypress Hill at least play something with a thumping base line, they need to get there arses down to the Chelsea cruse to see what good cars and good music is and why do they always ask stupid questions as follows? 1. Are you going to do a wheelie? 2. Do you want a race? 3. Is it fast? 4. My Mates got a faster bike 5. Iv ridden one of those off the clock This is normally followed by them revving there asthmatic engine to make it sound like it’s a V8 or something, Of course the stick on Carbon fibre petrol cap always impresses, still makes you chuckle on the way home. Or you get the drunks who try and get on your bike whilst your sat there, “Give Us a lift mate”, this is normally followed by a swift “F*** off”, and an elbow in the ribs / nuts, or they stagger into you and nearly topple you over which is always fun, Women trying to get on is even worse, luckily for me the police are always around where i park so its not so bad, although i have come out and found people sat on my bike, they don’t stay on much longer when I get there.