SCARRED

MTV have a new series called “SCARRED” on showing how some people got there scars, on this weeks episode 1 poor guy actually managed to eject one of his testiculs from his body by landing on a stair hand rail, and sliding down it, unfortunately for him, at the bottom was a slight lip which deftly removed said testicul, some 70 stitches later he and his testicul were back together, even worse he actually drove himself to the ER Room. Another one was a kid who was rollerblading he shot down a ledge some 15 feet up in the air, landing on the ground and slapping into the ground with his head, 5 days later he wakes up in the ITU after having brain surgery, and finally the lad who was BMX-ing went to do 180* reverse turn caught his back wheel on the top of the ramp and face planted himself into the ground cutting through his mouth. I’m the proud owner of a far few scars, from a nice big 2 1/2+ inch round scar on my forehead which stays white, looks great with a sun tan gained by going through a cars rear windscreen and ending up on the rear seat. Numerous scars on my arms and legs from tasting the tarmac way to many times and suffering road rash which i can honestly say hurts, but hurts even more when they are pulling bits of road and grit, car, pedestrian out of you, to dislocating my wrist and the hapless nurse at the hospital grabbing the wrist, i nearly went through the roof it hurt that much although she did actually managed to get it back into joint, oh yes tearing my Tibilas Anterior muscle from its bone Great Fun, broken toes from kicking some twat who jumped out in front of me whilst riding home, left knee full of pins from being hit by a car, list is endless. Still can’t go through life being swaged in cotton wall can we